Husband
- You CAN label the cd or dvd AFTER you make them. You HAVE two hands.
- Why does thy rear have to look scrumptious?
Daughter
- Putting you down on the ground to crawl does not mean I\’ll leave you. I never ever will. Quit with the crying.
- Two puffs in the mouth at the same time. You rock!
Dorkhead that stole my husband\’s flip-flops from outside our balcony all the while knocking over our temperature monitor and almost breaking it
- F*** you. And I mean that in the most neighborly way.
- Why didn\’t you steal the old water fountain on the ground instead? Flip-flops are precious to Guamanians.
I think O & M are in cahoots with each other! I can’t put O down for a second without him crying, I have taken a liking to the nickname “Drama-King” for him as it fits perfectly! Somewhere I read that from the minute they are born they think they are one with us. Makes sense, right? After being inside for 9 months or so. Then at a certain stage in development they start to realize that MOM is a separate being from themselves and it freaks them out when you leave. thus “Separation Anxiety” I can’t remember when this realization hits but it may be now! Anyhow, enough rambling, I think my cold meds are making me chatty & loopy! LOL
Rick is the same way about labeling stuff. I’ve learned to keep a package of Sharpie Markers around to combat it.
For us, Seperation Anxiety hit late (around 12 months) and it SUCKED. I think it was worse at the age because he was already starting to talk so he made it very clear that we weren’t to go pee without him. The good news is it does go away at some point.
Yeah, and then at 2½ they start running away from you when you put them down in the parking lot to strap the younger sibling in. *rolls eyes*
For us, it started around 7-9M with both hellions, I mean kids.